up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
Men exist for the sake of one another.
Marcus Aurelius
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Art Linkletter
I'm very uncomfortable with my body, and I'm not interested in people seeing it on screen.
Alicia Silverstone
The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not to impart his own opinions, but to kindle minds.
Frederick William Robertson
I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved.
George Eliot
If you have a great passion it seems that the logical thing is to see the fruit of it, and the fruit are children.
Roman Polanski
Tommy Cooper
Men exist for the sake of one another.
Marcus Aurelius
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Art Linkletter
I'm very uncomfortable with my body, and I'm not interested in people seeing it on screen.
Alicia Silverstone
The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not to impart his own opinions, but to kindle minds.
Frederick William Robertson
I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved.
George Eliot
If you have a great passion it seems that the logical thing is to see the fruit of it, and the fruit are children.
Roman Polanski