You have to wait for people to program you. The only difference is the amount

of people that you're going to reach but that's going to even out in the next two or three years anyway. Computers are being bought faster than televisions right now.
Chuck D

Satire is focused bitterness.
Leo Rosten

You don't need a rope to pinch a stranger's butt.
Phil McGraw

Human affairs are not serious, but they have to be taken seriously.
Iris Murdoch

What we need now is a Treaty of the World not a Treaty of Rome.
Bernie Ecclestone

I throw as hard as I can when I think I have to throw as hard as I can.
Walter Johnson

Humanity either makes, or breeds, or tolerates all its afflictions.
William Arthur Ward