I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way.
Bill Cosby
It's shocking to me that it's easier to buy a gun at Wal-Mart than it is to buy my record.
Marilyn Manson
The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.
Ashton Kutcher
When I lived in Minneapolis in my twenties, and my mom lived there, too, I used to take her 'storm chasing' - by which I mean I'd see a pulsing blob of radar on The Weather Channel and make her drive us toward the storm.
Jenna Blum
Everyone wants to be recognized.
Chad Hurley
I can tell women's confidence levels rise when they wear heels.
Eric Mabius
Everyone should have the freedom and opportunity to shape their own destiny.
Mohamed Bin Issa Al Jaber
When you're working from home and you've got children, a big night out is going to Pizza Express down the road.
Jane Green
We should revoke passports from any Americans or dual citizens who are fighting with ISIS.
Rand Paul
I constantly want to know - what is a table, or what is a cat?
Simon McBurney
If we find life out there, and it's not us, we will deem it not intelligent. But what may be equally as likely is that we find life that's vastly more intelligent than we are. If that's the case, we are putty in their hands.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill Cosby
It's shocking to me that it's easier to buy a gun at Wal-Mart than it is to buy my record.
Marilyn Manson
The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.
Ashton Kutcher
When I lived in Minneapolis in my twenties, and my mom lived there, too, I used to take her 'storm chasing' - by which I mean I'd see a pulsing blob of radar on The Weather Channel and make her drive us toward the storm.
Jenna Blum
Everyone wants to be recognized.
Chad Hurley
I can tell women's confidence levels rise when they wear heels.
Eric Mabius
Everyone should have the freedom and opportunity to shape their own destiny.
Mohamed Bin Issa Al Jaber
When you're working from home and you've got children, a big night out is going to Pizza Express down the road.
Jane Green
We should revoke passports from any Americans or dual citizens who are fighting with ISIS.
Rand Paul
I constantly want to know - what is a table, or what is a cat?
Simon McBurney
If we find life out there, and it's not us, we will deem it not intelligent. But what may be equally as likely is that we find life that's vastly more intelligent than we are. If that's the case, we are putty in their hands.
Neil deGrasse Tyson