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Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with

the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.
Aziz Ansari

Obama, like Carter, is reacting to warning signs by seeking to split the difference between dispirited Democrats and increasingly radicalized Republicans.
Eric Alterman

Even with the sun beaming down on me I'm not sweating in my mind. I'm not sweating in my heart or in my career.
Ricky Skaggs

It is an honor and a privilege that I am to be the sponsor of the USS Michael Murphy.
Maureen Murphy

Education is a fundamental principle of what made America a success. We can't afford to throw any young people away.
Ben Carson

I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in.
Elaine Stritch

I've led a very isolated existence since I was 6 years old. It's kind of been me and my mind.
Macaulay Culkin

I'm clean and sober for over a year and no one seems to care! They're like, 'Oh, her dramatic weight gain.' So, stop making fun of me!
Courtney Love

When I was snowed under with the work of an idol, I didn't have time to think.
Namie Amuro

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
Dennis Miller

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