I was starting to wonder if I'd been afraid of the wrong white people all along - where I was being pursued not by bigots in white robes, but by left-wing zealots draped in flowing sanctimony.
Clarence Thomas
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
The worst part about being married is when you're not connecting. Your partner is going out the door when you're coming in, and you don't have a chance to debrief on the day. That's the worst.
Patrick Dempsey
If we can't stamp out literature in the country, we can at least stop its being brought in from outside.
Evelyn Waugh
None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience.
Dorothy L. Sayers
Younger women have no problem in reconciling beauty with ambitions as a professional woman.
Camille Paglia
Style is as much under the words as in the words. It is as much the soul as it is the flesh of a work.
Gustave Flaubert
It is pure illusion to think that an opinion that passes down from century to century, from generation to generation, may not be entirely false.
Pierre Bayle
The free market allowed shock jocks to flourish, and millions of listeners apparently enjoyed the rant.
Christine Pelosi
Sometimes nudity is gratuitous. We just live in a society where everything goes.
Judi Dench
Clarence Thomas
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
The worst part about being married is when you're not connecting. Your partner is going out the door when you're coming in, and you don't have a chance to debrief on the day. That's the worst.
Patrick Dempsey
If we can't stamp out literature in the country, we can at least stop its being brought in from outside.
Evelyn Waugh
None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience.
Dorothy L. Sayers
Younger women have no problem in reconciling beauty with ambitions as a professional woman.
Camille Paglia
Style is as much under the words as in the words. It is as much the soul as it is the flesh of a work.
Gustave Flaubert
It is pure illusion to think that an opinion that passes down from century to century, from generation to generation, may not be entirely false.
Pierre Bayle
The free market allowed shock jocks to flourish, and millions of listeners apparently enjoyed the rant.
Christine Pelosi
Sometimes nudity is gratuitous. We just live in a society where everything goes.
Judi Dench