I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize

my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.
Joy Behar

We can no more do without spirituality than we can do without food, shelter, or clothing.
Ernest Holmes

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
Adam Sandler

I'm a great swimmer, probably due to the size of my feet.
Cat Deeley

Museums are tombs, and it looks like everything is turning into a museum.
Robert Smithson

I am a conservationist. It is in my DNA.
Louis Bacon

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.
Keith Richards

There is nothin' like a dame.
Oscar Hammerstein II

The march is a way to get in celebration mode.
Charles Richards

I think sometimes - not always - I write songs that are accessible.
David Byrne