that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.
David Mitchell
Americans are apocalyptic by nature. The reason why is that we've always had so much, so we live in deadly fear that people are going to take it away from us.
Stephen King
I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have every year, then it just won't be Christmas.
Faith Hill
In the year 1857, passing through Washington on our return from the annual visit to Philadelphia, I had the distinguished honor of visiting a President for the first time.
John Sergeant Wise
My parents were very supportive when I was growing up and have been all the way through.
Lena Dunham
Without Free Choice Vouchers, there is little in the health reform law that discourages employers from increasingly passing the burden of health care costs onto their employees.
Ron Wyden
Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind.
Lionel Hampton
My dad used to call me 'the human pretzel' because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are very long.
Erin Andrews
My dad is a great manager. He's not just competent - he's very clever.
Nico Rosberg
When you like something, you should do it all night long.
Chavela Vargas
David Mitchell
Americans are apocalyptic by nature. The reason why is that we've always had so much, so we live in deadly fear that people are going to take it away from us.
Stephen King
I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have every year, then it just won't be Christmas.
Faith Hill
In the year 1857, passing through Washington on our return from the annual visit to Philadelphia, I had the distinguished honor of visiting a President for the first time.
John Sergeant Wise
My parents were very supportive when I was growing up and have been all the way through.
Lena Dunham
Without Free Choice Vouchers, there is little in the health reform law that discourages employers from increasingly passing the burden of health care costs onto their employees.
Ron Wyden
Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind.
Lionel Hampton
My dad used to call me 'the human pretzel' because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are very long.
Erin Andrews
My dad is a great manager. He's not just competent - he's very clever.
Nico Rosberg
When you like something, you should do it all night long.
Chavela Vargas