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Some people think that our planet is suffering from a fever. Now scientists are telling

us that Mars is experiencing its own planetary warming: Martian warming. This has led some people, not necessarily scientists, to wonder if Mars and Jupiter, non signatories to the Kyoto Treaty, are actually inhabited by alien SUV-driving industrialists.
Fred Thompson

Fairness is not about statistical equality.
John Bercow

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy Carr

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
Betty White

I'm a competitor. I really enjoyed the race more than just going out and running to run.
Shannon Miller

I never travel without my sketch book.
Ian Wright

My last meal? The food would be much less significant than the company.
Mario Batali

People in the States used to think that if girls were good at sports their sexuality would be affected.
Martina Navratilova

No, I don't tolerate pressure from anyone about anything.
Ashley Judd

Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year!
Karlie Kloss

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