I can smell it from a mile away. They won't catch me! I know what they look like. They come with their little Kelly bag and their Rolex and the Louboutin shoes that are slightly too sexy. Shove off! Do you think I'm going to be the next sucker here?
Jean Pigozzi
How can I intimidate Tiger Woods? I mean, the guy's got 75 or whatever PGA Tour wins, 14 majors. He's been the biggest thing ever in our sport. How could some little 23-year-old from Northern Ireland with a few wins come up and intimidate him.
Rory McIlroy
Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
Rachel Johnson
I don't know that I believe in the supernatural, but I do believe in miracles, and our time together was filled with the events of magical unlikelihood.
John Perry Barlow
I am at the Olympics, I forgot to tie my suit, how is this gonna happen?
Ryan Lochte
The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.
J. Edgar Hoover
Injuries are nothing to be ashamed about.
Billy Corgan
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed playing the devil more. He was more fun.
Gabriel Byrne
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
Epictetus
For some reason I seem to be a massive hit with middle-aged women. I seriously don't know what it is.
John Barrowman
Jean Pigozzi
How can I intimidate Tiger Woods? I mean, the guy's got 75 or whatever PGA Tour wins, 14 majors. He's been the biggest thing ever in our sport. How could some little 23-year-old from Northern Ireland with a few wins come up and intimidate him.
Rory McIlroy
Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.
Rachel Johnson
I don't know that I believe in the supernatural, but I do believe in miracles, and our time together was filled with the events of magical unlikelihood.
John Perry Barlow
I am at the Olympics, I forgot to tie my suit, how is this gonna happen?
Ryan Lochte
The cure for crime is not the electric chair, but the high chair.
J. Edgar Hoover
Injuries are nothing to be ashamed about.
Billy Corgan
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed playing the devil more. He was more fun.
Gabriel Byrne
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
Epictetus
For some reason I seem to be a massive hit with middle-aged women. I seriously don't know what it is.
John Barrowman