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You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could

ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.
Dylan Moran

I like barbecuing because it's easy.
Norah Jones

In every film, whether it's a fictional character or not, you create an idea of the character and for me I always do a bad impersonation to start with.
Joaquin Phoenix

Every winning streak will have to end sometime.
Jahangir Khan

We pardon to the extent that we love.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I could talk more directly in a nonfiction voice than I could in fiction.
Joan Didion

To sum up, what has been our policy? We looked for and found friends all throughout the world.
Eduard Shevardnadze

After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.
Sandra Bullock

I really take acting seriously.
John Corbett

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
Paul Lynde

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