Because I don't want to talk to you on the phone. Nothing personal, I just can't stand the thing. I find it intrusive and somehow presumptuous. It sounds off insolently whenever it chooses and expects me to drop whatever I'm doing and, well, engage. With others!
Jeffrey Kluger
'30 Rock' is the holy grail of comedy in my opinion.
Cheyenne Jackson
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
Lena Dunham
I watched the Trade Center buildings go down from my balcony, and it was a terrifying moment. I couldn't get my mind around it at all.
Joyce Brothers
By the time we've hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.
Marie Dressler
I don't spend most of my life in front of the media.
Joaquin Phoenix
Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.
James Brown
I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
Ted Rall
If it doesn't start with you, it dies with you.
Julian Casablancas
Jeffrey Kluger
'30 Rock' is the holy grail of comedy in my opinion.
Cheyenne Jackson
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
Lena Dunham
I watched the Trade Center buildings go down from my balcony, and it was a terrifying moment. I couldn't get my mind around it at all.
Joyce Brothers
By the time we've hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.
Marie Dressler
I don't spend most of my life in front of the media.
Joaquin Phoenix
Sometimes I feel like I'm a preacher as well, 'cause I can really get into an audience.
James Brown
I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
Ted Rall
If it doesn't start with you, it dies with you.
Julian Casablancas