when I was teaching in South Bend, Indiana, before I went into the service. I honestly believe that if I hadn't enlisted in the service, I would never have left high school teaching. I'm sure I would have never left.
John Wooden
When Tom Morello picks up the guitar, I'm sure what he sees is totally different from what I do, but I love the way he plays.
Joe Perry
If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.
Keegan-Michael Key
Running is what keeps my weight down. I have to stay active or I could easily gain weight.
Camilla Luddington
I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.
Pat Travers
Bloom County was set in a tidy, rural environment probably because of Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird.'
Berkeley Breathed
We went to church every Sunday. When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
Darius Rucker
With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
Calvin Trillin
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams
My sister Kim is like Lucille Ball. She's magical in terms of her performance and her writing.
Marlon Wayans
John Wooden
When Tom Morello picks up the guitar, I'm sure what he sees is totally different from what I do, but I love the way he plays.
Joe Perry
If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.
Keegan-Michael Key
Running is what keeps my weight down. I have to stay active or I could easily gain weight.
Camilla Luddington
I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.
Pat Travers
Bloom County was set in a tidy, rural environment probably because of Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird.'
Berkeley Breathed
We went to church every Sunday. When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
Darius Rucker
With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
Calvin Trillin
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams
My sister Kim is like Lucille Ball. She's magical in terms of her performance and her writing.
Marlon Wayans