budget. I know what it means to write a paycheck and not only cash one. I know what it means to create a job, and I know what it means to struggle with my business every day in terms of keeping our doors open any day but definitely in a difficult economy.
Sher Valenzuela
After I left college I thought, very naively, that either you became someone interesting - an artist - or you went into academia. If you ended up in an office you were dull and lacking. And I ended up in an office.
Joshua Ferris
I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.
Billy Eichner
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do.
Mark Zuckerberg
Being a comedy writer gives you permission to be an outsider and poke fun at what people think about other people.
Michael Patrick King
I fantasize about having a manual job where I can come home at night, read a book and not feel responsible for what will happen the next day.
Jodie Foster
Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
Willard Scott
I remember working on movies like Gettysburg and feeling that Jeff Daniels was kind of a mentor.
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Sher Valenzuela
After I left college I thought, very naively, that either you became someone interesting - an artist - or you went into academia. If you ended up in an office you were dull and lacking. And I ended up in an office.
Joshua Ferris
I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.
Billy Eichner
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do.
Mark Zuckerberg
Being a comedy writer gives you permission to be an outsider and poke fun at what people think about other people.
Michael Patrick King
I fantasize about having a manual job where I can come home at night, read a book and not feel responsible for what will happen the next day.
Jodie Foster
Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
Willard Scott
I remember working on movies like Gettysburg and feeling that Jeff Daniels was kind of a mentor.
Donal Logue