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Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for

a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'
Alan King

If you don't have an E-mail address, you're in the Netherworld. If you don't have your own World Wide Web page, you're a nobody.
Clifford Stoll

IBM decided they were going to enter the copying business in 1968.
Arthur Rock

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
George Bernard Shaw

Perhaps the day may come when we shall remember these sufferings with joy.
Virgil

My father and brothers were coal miners.
Merle Travis

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.
Bruce Willis

If nationality is consent, the state is compulsion.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Well folks, that's about it for the show tonight.
John Fahey

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