Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
Jay Leno
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina Fey
Anger may repast with thee for an hour, but not repose for a night; the continuance of anger is hatred, the continuance of hatred turns malice.
Francis Quarles
I happen to be lucky in that I knew what I wanted to do as far as a career since I was nine years old.
Alanis Morissette
They succeed, because they think they can.
Virgil
We're not like Alice In Chains where somebody dies and the band breaks up.
Ann Wilson
Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravitation.
Thomas Hobbes
Jay Leno
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina Fey
Anger may repast with thee for an hour, but not repose for a night; the continuance of anger is hatred, the continuance of hatred turns malice.
Francis Quarles
I happen to be lucky in that I knew what I wanted to do as far as a career since I was nine years old.
Alanis Morissette
They succeed, because they think they can.
Virgil
We're not like Alice In Chains where somebody dies and the band breaks up.
Ann Wilson
Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravitation.
Thomas Hobbes