think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Jerry Seinfeld
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
He who studies books alone will know how things ought to be, and he who studies men will know how they are.
Charles Caleb Colton
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer
Education is the mother of leadership.
Wendell Willkie
Direct address has been a consistent tactic in my work, regardless of the medium that I'm working in.
Barbara Kruger
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Charles de Gaulle
Jerry Seinfeld
To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
He who studies books alone will know how things ought to be, and he who studies men will know how they are.
Charles Caleb Colton
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer
Education is the mother of leadership.
Wendell Willkie
Direct address has been a consistent tactic in my work, regardless of the medium that I'm working in.
Barbara Kruger
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Charles de Gaulle