the culinary world, understand that I'm not, and have never held myself out as being, like a CIA trained chef.
Ted Allen
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
Chuck Berry
Painting self-portraits without clothes on has also given me some publicity.
Cleo Moore
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.
John Calvin
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck
Ted Allen
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
Chuck Berry
Painting self-portraits without clothes on has also given me some publicity.
Cleo Moore
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels.
John Calvin
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck