that there's a lot of stuff out there that we don't know about, don't want to understand, and sometimes we don't want to understand it.
Anthony Head
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
Andy Rooney
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
All politics are based on the indifference of the majority.
James Reston
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
Yeardley Smith
Anthony Head
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
Andy Rooney
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Will Rogers
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
All politics are based on the indifference of the majority.
James Reston
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
Yeardley Smith