Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the

word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.
Carl Jung

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes.
Cole Porter

Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Benjamin Franklin

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.
Donald Trump

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

Fame, I have already. Now I need the money.
Wilhelm Steinitz

Eventually it just got really crazy. Less and less oxygen in the apartment.
Eric San